Top Ten Tuesday is an original weekly feature created by The Broke and the Bookish. This week’s theme is opposite of last week. It’s get link this i believe essay topic ideas which of the following statements about commercial speech is true mla bibliography books cheap paper purchase go here business research writers supreme court case study 37 journey by train short essay words to conclude an essay buy cialis cheap us custom writing online business analyst resume cover letter samples writing services review http://www.naymz.com/creative-writing-contests-no-entry-fee/ see source the adventures of tom sawyer essay how to know ipad serial number expository essay writing homework help students free sample articles top 5 essay writing services how to write a coursework https://thedsd.com/esl-ghostwriter-for-hire-for-college/ essay on competition kills cooperation enter site free descriptive essay on an object click best student essay homework helpline nbc 10 hire someone to do your coursework Top Ten Things That Will Make Me Instantly NOT Want To Read A Book. Here are the things that turn me off a book.
1. Poorly written third person point of views.
I can’t handle it when an author narrates in dual third person point of view and both characters sound the same. I also can’t stand when the character is overly descriptive and describes what happens rather than experiences it in third person.
2. It includes aliens and outer space.
I’m not a UFO fan. I’ll blame it on my mother-in-law who talks about how they’re real all the time. I’d rather it stay unknown if or if not they exist. I’m also not interested in reading about them. There have been a few exceptions to this (Illuminae and We Are the Ants), but generally I will pass up books about them.
2. Ghost sex.
Yes, ghost sex. I wrote that. A human having sex with a ghost is not my thing. And yes, I read a book with it once. I won’t name the book, but I was completely turned off by it.
3. Student-teacher romances.
Being a parent, I have a really hard time reading student-teacher romances. They just feel all kind of wrong to me no matter what age or grade. There’s a line crossed that I can’t forgive. College ones are a little easier for me, considering both parties are adults and are usually near the same age. My exceptions, or ones that were okay for me, were A Different Blue, Slammed and Waking Olivia.
4. Books that are portrayed as romances, but are more like overly descriptive narrative life journeys.
I don’t know if this makes sense to someone other than me, but I’ve read a few books that were marketed as contemporary romances that weren’t really what I would call a contemporary romance. They were overly wordy and descriptive. The sexual connections and acts felt almost clinically described. Every scenic detour and thought was overly contemplated. I’d rather have my quick and dirty contemporaries filled with humor. Sorry.
5. Fantasies filled with royalty.
I’m going to get some hate for this one, so I’ll apologize ahead of time. I will pass up fantasy books with blurbs filled with talk of different kingdoms and royalty most of the time. Just not interested unless someone I trust thinks I would like it.
6. Adult Paranormal Romances
I don’t have a problem with young adult ones, but for some reason I can’t stomach adult ones. Maybe it’s like the ghost sex thing. Or maybe it’s my lack of imagination. Just can’t do them.
7. Books where little children are kidnapped, raped or murdered.
Back to being a parent. I have a young daughter. I don’t even want to think about those things happening to her. I can’t stomach reading about them happening to other children. I pass by books with those things mentioned in the synopsis.
8. Horror novels
I don’t like to be scared. That’s basically what it comes down to. I don’t watch scary movies either. I did, however, enjoy R.L. Stine and Christopher Pike books in my younger years.
9. Series that have lost me.
I love series with interconnected characters and settings. What I don’t love is when authors play catch up for every single character from previous books in the newest series release. I love those characters, but save that info for a novella. I want the meat of the new book to be the new characters. I want their story to develop. If an author does starts playing catch up all of the time, I’ll stop reading that series. Sometimes, it’s also a situation where a series started out amazing but then falls off. A lot of times I won’t return to read that author’s other books.
10. Anything that sounds boring or like I won’t like it.
Pretty simple, but true. If a blurb doesn’t interest me, I probably won’t read the book.